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Who do you ship me with?

thatsjustprime:

Yessss! Please!

Well, uh, we were, you know, "intimate," and then I heard he was taking someone else as a queen, and I dared to question him, and he called me a whore, and I called him a bastard, and then he tried to strangle me. No big deal.

[she blinks] Wow. That…uh…sounds strangely familiar to me and loki-god-of-chaos. [she shakes her head] That is a road I do not want to go down this evening. 

"Side note, I have no problem with you and Dawn being sexual fiends. You have my undying support in this! Here if you need any help."

“Benjamin Bannar! The same goes for you. The storm is coming. You have been warned.”

thepsychoticnewborn:

He probably wouldn’t… [she shakes her head, laughing] Oh, poor Eddie!  What has he gotten himself involved in?

Yes. Poor Eddie! [laughs]

Oh, that's cool! I like pandas. I had an interesting couple of days. One of the Lokis threatened to strangle me yesterday. Always a good time.

Ha! Really? A Loki was the one who tossed me into a table. Broke almost every rib. I’m all good now though. What in the world provoked the strangulation threat?

All this sex talk has me…

Well let’s just leave it at that… 

this post goes out to all my followers out there who still like me

thepsychoticnewborn:

[she couldn’t help but laugh at that] Oh gods, if I become some kind of sexual fiend, it’s totally your fault!

I am sure your fiance will not complain! 

thepsychoticnewborn:

Well, I obviously don’t hold your talent. [she laughs] I’ve only ever slept with two people. 

Oh darling. Let us not muse about my sexual prowess. I could come off looking like the corner whore. [she laughs] I jest, I have not bedded that many either. But with vampirism comes promiscuity and insatiability. [she shrugs]

thesilvertongueofasgard started following you

thesilvertongueofasgard:

That definitely a curious thing to be. If that’s what you want to call it, I suppose those words are correct then.

[he crosses his arms over his chest, idly watching her; he gives another light shrug] Sadly nothing very interesting as of late. Mostly getting to know my surroundings better considering this is where I have decided to stay while I am on Midgard. So unfortunately, it must come as a disappointment to you then.

[She rotates on the heel of her leather boots, her lips pouting again] Mmm, yes. Such a disappointment. New York has many things to do for entertainment. But you could do what I do and make your own. [she nonchalantly strolls around him, her eyes passing discreet glances as she does so before stopping at a window, looking out of it briefly and sneering] Riddled with humans, this place is. All the better for me though, I guess… 

thepsychoticnewborn:

Oh la la, someone’s popular. [she chuckles] 

I am certain I have a reputation. [she laughs] No, not popular. Not at all. I just know who the fun ones are. [she winks] 

Hey, how's it going today?

Hello, Cheryl. Well, very well. I was not slammed into a table nor shot at so I believe it is a swell day over all. I did receive a new pet though.

That is probably the cause for my elevated mood. It is a Red Panda cub that I have dubbed Blaze.